A moment of silence for all the fallen soldiers who fell for a joke April April today.
The internet can be a cool place – especially on a day like this, when hopes are raised, just to be broken down.
Don't worry mother… we're here to reveal it.
This year's Fool's best achievements this year made us jump in excitement… and break down disappointment.
YES NEXT Chief Executive?
Billionaire and Forbes Forbes gamer approved by Forbes, better known as CEO of the Razer gambling company, announced that he was trying to get someone else in his place.
In a Facebook post, the Singapore entrepreneur released his "succession plan", noting his best achievements.
These include the reinvention of the gaming laptop industry, boosting the gaming phone category and a strong refusal to create the gaming appliance industry.
Note that it takes applications on April Fool's day, and its successor must be willing to "sign personal injury omissions, jump off planes to a deserted island, and be prepared to fight all other applicants to & # 39; the death ".
He has not explained that his job is a bit of an effort by Fool April. So, if it seems real, we have the joke.
MORE FISH CROSS, BUBBLE TEC BREAD AND SOY LAKSA DIRECTIONS t
Looking to spy your kitchen… or bedroom?
Brands want to take advantage of all of Singapore's latest food trends and, in voila, someone in Durex thought of a fish-bordered skin condom.
Fortunately the idea is still being conceived with no real product – the risque reaction is a joint effort with the people in The Golden Duck Co., a home brand that is best known for their yellow yellow salted potato chips.
Among the other brands that use Fool's April are to go away with the fashionable food bandwidth Sunshine Bakeries with the white tea bubble bread and Nutrisoy with their soy milk with laksa taste.
Err … no thanks.
OTHER THINGS THE HOME DOES… BUT IT WILL NOT BE GET
Food is not the only thing they hang from its front on April 1 with brands out to toys with our hearts.
In becoming an annual relationship, Ngee Ann Polytechnic announced the construction of an underground tunnel to connect the school with the Beauty World MRT station.
But students with quick wit were not deceived.
After all, how could they forget previous years' efforts as 2017 sleeping pods in the atrium and "No Air Con Monday"?
If you are sick of puffs like this, what about a getaway to Laerton Island? A magical place off the west coast of Tasmania?
It's not too bad.
Nor is Fyre Festival 2.0 either, for everyone who was excited about a follow-up succession to party's biggest failure in 2017 that ever happened.
In fact, it failed so hard that the Netflix film was commissioned with the same title.
Even the news media had joined in fun April fun.
Sociopolitical website The Independent held a story that the Singapore government recruited more Filipinos because of a fall in the Englishans skills of Singaporeans.
If you managed to read the article in its entirety, you wasted part of your life. TL decided to everyone else; DR, congratulations.
The bottom writes that the whole report is liver fluke and that Singaporeans English skills remain amongst the highest in Asia.
Shop Malaysia The Star also published an article claiming that 90 per cent of Malaysians do not read beyond the headline.
Scroll down and find a two-brother line that reads: "But you're not one of them, from a Great Day! Thank you for restoring our faith, but to the rest of the day. Happy Fun April :). "
On a more serious note, Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong said last Friday (March 29) that a new law was proposed requiring online news websites to publish corrections on false news or even delete them.
If this is passed, brands next year would have to try harder if they wanted to rush us.